GUESS WHO
In “celebration” of BATTLESHIP coming out, I’ll post this video that I did with PETER ATENCIO, JAY JOHNSTON, and THE SKLAR BROTHERS
On September 7, 1992, I started going to KinderCare daycare. On that day, I met an awkward child named Audrey. At snack time, she gave me the cheese in her Handi-Snack. She’s been my best friend ever since.
On February 5, 2012, we were looking for an excuse to call Christina Aguilera a bitch. When she didn’t remember Tony Lucca, we found it. And we fucking held onto it the entire season. We (well, let’s be honest, it was Audrey) even coined the term Team Luccine.
In conclusion, on September 7, 2012, our 20th anniversary, we’re going to see Tony Lucca at SPACE in Evanston, IL.
BEHOLD!: The Power of Cheese!
Oh, you don’t like gay marriage? That’s nice. You should probably marry some who is the opposite gender as you.
I mean, I don’t like tomatoes. You know what I do? I buy other vegtables. I order my food without them. I don’t protest every store and resturant that sells them. I just don’t eat them.
You may say that these are completely different issues. I say, “tomato, tomahto.”
“Joe Easterling, who described himself as a devout Christian, voted for the amendment at a polling place in Wake Forest. ’I know that some people may argue that the Bible may not necessarily be applicable, or it should not be applicable, on such policy matters. But even looking at nature itself,…
Christina Aguilera is right, you guys. ”99 Problems” is disrespectful to women. Now, let’s watch her “Dirrty” video, which promotes underage girls.
